What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Goldfinger

Why do only ugly women like me on Tinder? Is it because I'm an ugly man?

Live and Let Die

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Is the Democrat party connected with organized crime in America?

Moonraker

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

I’m 26 years old and a married woman. My husband hates my flat chest. What is the permanent solution?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

From Russia With Love

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?

-”She is very sexyful!”

A View to a Kill

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why was Nietzsche against essentialism?

-All the bad guys are black.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why do some straight men enjoy wearing women's lingerie?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Octopussy

When do you start "growing old"?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Democrat voters, why are you so naive, easy to manipulate, can't see a liar standing right in front of you and why won't you research your party? You will find they have a plan for all W. Nations and it's evil.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

My marriage is fixed. My future husband repeatedly calls me to meet me in private and pressure me to have a relationship. What should I do?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Dr No

Why do people immediately disregard subjects such as flat earth, without opening their minds/taking time to research?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-J W Pepper

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How can someone determine if their partner is in another romantic relationship, particularly if they do not live together?

-”Ah so!”

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.